HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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