the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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