dude i'm inner monologue high
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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