We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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