This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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