does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
