i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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