We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
im six kinds of drunk right now
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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