A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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