The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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