im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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