would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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