So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
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