There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize
