Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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