i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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