I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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