My pussy is not your playground.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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