Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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