Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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