if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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