brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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