I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
there was a trapeze. enough said
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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