so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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