Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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