Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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