and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Randomize
