I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
just come out here and I will go home with you...
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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