brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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