hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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