what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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