guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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