I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
