Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
either way he was missing a nipple.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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