shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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