this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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