How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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