is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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