I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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