Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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