Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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