is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Randomize
