Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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