How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
