Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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