mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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