I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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