dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I think I am morally bankrupt
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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