a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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