You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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