There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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