so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
