Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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